Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Why do we have pets?

Trying to muster sympathy for the dog, who is projectile shitting all over the house after eating some bad meat out of the garbage. Must --- summon --- compassion. Nah. Not working. Stupid dog.


Anonymous said...

I have had to wave good bye to my fair share of area rugs after my dogs partook in the same kind of nonsense.
Even after three kids and the wiping of my fair share of ass I STILL can not stomach the stench of sick dog crap.
It would help if one of them was not the size of an elephant.

David Buchner said...

Well, there wouldn't be *good* meat in the garbage...