We were picking out paint samples today for the basement. The names, like "Mint Shake," "Sun Shower," "Afternoon Tea" are almost as important a factor in choosing paint as the way it looks. "Omelet" was ruled out immediately: too greasy. The name should sound like a Real Simple magazine cover, making you picture a tangerine rind floating in a tumbler of spring water. Here are some others that didn't make the cut:
Snot Bubble© Skidmark
Red Rocket Afternoon Delight
Martin Sheen Puckered Pink
Mahogany Cleft Porn Dungeon
Collie's Breath Urinal Cake Teal
Anal Mist Morning Wood
Minutia - I've not moved. I kind of want to, but every time I think of some super clever and unique name for a new blog, I check and find out it's not unique at all....