Sunday, January 16, 2011

Eric's Rules:

#15 - Ketchup.
Ketchup has a furlough from being disgusting only so long as it takes to finish a meal, during which time it is a delightfully brassy little condiment. The very moment a fork is set down for the last time, however, or a chair pushed back from the table, ketchup sets to drying on the plate. This is a swift ride towards utter repugnance which should be cut short dutifully.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh and the smell! The foul odor of two day old hardened condiments stuck to the plate in the sink.
Say nothing of my housekeeping skills.