Thursday, January 13, 2011

And now for this week's steaming pile of bad sense...

One of those catalogs full of useless crap came in the mail. This caught my eye:
"Easy in, easy out!"

Looking at that hair, I suspect "Cathy" (see the mug) is a mental patient they hijacked into doing this ad, because you'd have to be fucking crazy to zip yourself into a portable electric meatbag. And it really IS portable by the way; look how it folds away neatly for travel!

"FS" is Fucking Screwed if his wife falls asleep, or slips in the shower, or locks herself out of the house, or ODs on whatever shit she
must be taking if she thinks putting her paralyzed husband in a heated sack is a good idea.

1 comment:

dbs said...

Nothing says I've completely given up like this piece of crap.