If a woman wants to get a man's attention in the bedroom it is as easy as flashing her panties, or even just undoing a button; maybe even saying the word "panties" will work. As Eddie Murphy said with more colorful language, men get excited every time the wind blows.
If a man tries to do the same thing, different reaction. Note the environment at a Chippendales show versus a topless bar or strip club. Male strippers make ladies laugh.
If I want to get my woman's attention in a bedroom way I have to put clothes on. A tie and nice shoes. Or take the kids to the zoo. Or effortlessly pull together a risotto for two, while wearing a tie and nice shoes. Being a man: most of the time it's hard.
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