Monday, February 07, 2011

A Latin word for balls?

"If my balls offendeth thee, cut them off," I said.

The reply was that balls always were offensive. I think this is the balls version of misogyny, the hatred of balls, and I set out to find a Latin word suitable. Misandry, Boboli, Misanthrope (since "humankind" has typically been referred to as "mankind"), Misorchiny, all these ideas were submitted. My favorite is my own. "Misotesti." It sounds like me so testy.

If this post offendeth thee you can suck my balls.

2 comments:

dbs said...

No offense taken. I like my balls. TMI?

Elly Lou said...

Is anyone else hearing 2LiveCrew in their head?