Life with A.D.D.

PLEASE.COME.TO.BED.I.AM
ALL.LUBED.UP.AT.PRES-ENT.

Doing some research for a copywriting project I typed "whole grain serial" instead of "cereal" in Google and found this blog called Whole Grain Serial. The current post is a funny thing about sex robots. So then I had to look up sex robots and I found this cautionary science-fiction tale on a Christian web site which says sex with robots is always wrong so then I had to post it on Facebook.
Now it's nearly 45 minutes later and I still have a deadline.
Fuckin A.
No literally. "A" is an affectionate nickname for A.L.I.C.E.