#15 - Ketchup.
Ketchup has a furlough from being disgusting only so long as it takes to finish a meal, during which time it is a delightfully brassy little condiment. The very moment a fork is set down for the last time, however, or a chair pushed back from the table, ketchup sets to drying on the plate. This is a swift ride towards utter repugnance which should be cut short dutifully.
Oh and the smell! The foul odor of two day old hardened condiments stuck to the plate in the sink.
ReplyDeleteSay nothing of my housekeeping skills.